Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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