I hate all girls vehemently.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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