at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just had sex on a roof
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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