talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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