I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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