at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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