We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
