Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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