What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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