How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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