I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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