Your tits are I can't wait for
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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