after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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