She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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