butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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