Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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