I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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