I puked a lego.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
