Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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