She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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