Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The struggles of a small town man whore
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
