If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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