What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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