i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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