All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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