And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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