Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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