i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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