no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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