1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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