smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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