This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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