party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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