I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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