Those balls look pretty dangerous.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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