Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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