Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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