Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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