I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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