and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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