I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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