belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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