I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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