just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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