I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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