# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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