All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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