So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Let's paint friendship bongs
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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