...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
