bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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