If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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