I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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