we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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